We Heart Cats

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Sorry for not writing all weekend, kind of.

I wrote two more articles on cats on another site and I thought you might find them interesting:
Make your own cat treats
How to discipline your cat

Enjoy!

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Do you ever wonder what your cats doing when he/she is prowling around?

This amazing guy attached a camera to his cat, and made a website of it’s adventures. I suggest you go check it out! There’s even directions on how to set up your own catcam. I’d do it but laziness and the fact that my cat spends 90% of his time on my bed, or meowing in my face wouldn’t make for anything too exciting.

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My friend Caity sent me this in an email forward and I was cleaning out my email this morning and I found it, giggled, and decided to post it yet again! Because it’s HILARIOUS! And even if it’s old news and blah blah not internet cool anymore who cares?

Excerpts from a Dog’s Diary

* 8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
* 9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
* 9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
* 10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
* 12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!
* 1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
* 3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
* 5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
* 7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
* 8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
* 11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

Excerpts from a Cat’s Diary

Day 983 of my captivity.

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength. The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape.

In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a “good little hunter� I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of “allergies.� I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow –but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches.

The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now . .

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So, I write for another website as well and yesterday I did two pieces on cats and I thought I’d link you guys because there’s some pretty good information and other links on declawing cats, and letting your cats outside.

DON’T DECLAW!
Keeping your cat happy indoors

Enjoy, if they are helpful let me know…and if you feel like I missed out on some valid points let me know also!

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I have a sick obsession with Google image searching fat cats, or even looking for fat cat articles on the internet. I don’t want to be like this, I want to get kicks out of watching healthy cats preform tricks like playing fetch with a sparkly fish or you know, playing the piano but I can’t help it.

And today, I stumbled across this fattest pets in the world I want to eat them all up [no pun intended] and I mean, is this because I’m a fat cat owner? I’ve mentioned Jade, who’s living at my moms house because she’s too fat to share our apartment with us…she’s also pretty much got an awful personality.

I want to see your fat cats, show me. The person who’s cat is the fattest will get free cat treats.

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People that own cats are amazing [like myself, for instance]. My friend was telling me you can defiantly spot a true cat owner because they will tell you every personality trait about each of their cats…I do that. To celebrate CATS here’s a list of some COOL CAT OWNERS and their pet names.

Winston Churchill had a catload of cats:
Blackie, Jock, Margate, Mr. Cat, Nelson and Tango
Walter Cronkite, owned Dancer
Doris Day had a cat named Punky
T.S Elliot had a bunch: Noilly Prat, Pattipaws, Tantomile, and Wiscus
John Lennon ironically had a cat named Elvis
Edgar Allen Poe had Catarina
Molly Ringwall had a cat named Tiger Lily
and Andy Warhol had two cats! Hester and Sam

Cats rule.

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