CATZ CATZ CATZ…sigh…!
well what a night. sheese! laid down about 7:00 pm because i had only gotten a couple hours of sleep the night before… have no idea why i was wide awake all night… and woke up about 9:30 pm.
i decided to go on back to bed instead of staying up and fartin’ around…and i had gone into the bathroom… when i opened the door back up, the three babies were right there and i thought oh cool. i’ll snatch them up and see if they’ll eat some canned food. so i did this. they ate a little, walked through it, made a mess.
i grabbed them up and when i opened the bathroom door back up again to leave, every cat in the house was there waiting…the couple/three that were in the bedroom heard the cans opening through the bathroom door and they passed this pertinent information to the cats in the rest of the house. omg.
it was a damn little flood hitting me when i opened the bathroom door…so i just said a few choice sailor words and let them in to finish off the canned food the babies didn’t eat. (my inside ones don’t usually get canned food…too much drama as you can see….so when they hear a can opening, it’s ON!!)
FINALLY everyone got done in there and i shut the door and laid back down. please see pic…this is a tent thingy i got at walmart for 6 bucks, they all freakin’ LOVE IT…. and that’s ling ling in there… he’s claimed it. period! haha! well, it was all twisted up…so i got back up and snatched the top of it to get it set back up right again. i was NOT aware that ling ling had reclaimed it, was IN it, and had ALL his ginormic claws out in fierce tiger play mode. he gave me a slash like none other and ran like all the devils of hell were after him. well, i looked down at my hand and there was blood everywhere! i thought WTF? it’s just a slash!but actually it was a HOOK…a couple hooks to be exact. cat owners know the difference between gettin’ SLASHED and gettin’ HOOKED. so i went in the bathroom and stanched the bleeding - from a couple little holes… very impressive it was. got it disinfected and a bandaid on.now, i have a couple wonderful fleece blankets… they’re different than my other ones…they’re like that micro fleece or whatever… sooooo soft… one is a pirate blanket that my son gave me… anyway, i had one on my bed for covers… i got back in bed and discovered that in the few seconds all THAT drama had been playing out, someone had pee’d on the thing!
for some reason, that particular kind of fleece is a magnet…don’t have a problem with ANYTHING else… just those! i should have known better than to use it but hey, i can dream right? 
by this time my patience was pretty much outta there. i tossed it off the bed in a wad and i don’t even think i KNEW some of the words that were coming outta my mouth… i think my brain was makin’ ‘em up as i went along! i even impressed MYSELF. wow.
FINALLY i’m back in bed and i drop off for several well deserved hours. i wake up at 2:00 and i got the kittens yelling for more food, cats flying around acting like wild monkeys… and as i’m staggering to get some coffee, i realize i have the most amazing charley horse in the universe gearing up in my left leg! OMG!
what is the REST OF THE DAY GONNA BE LIKE?????
all is quiet at the moment. and I’M being very very very quiet….
now…. if you can top that… i’ll have to send you something SPECIAL. like a box full of CATS!
here’s a rant on pet owners i posted previously - RANT
here’s a great post with a new twist on teen behavior! - TEENS
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